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Texas Chainsaw 3D acts as sort of direct-sequel to 1974’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. That film is considered a masterpiece of horror. This film is considered something that makes me want to drink some poison and then throw myself in front of a bus

When it comes to film adaptations of books, no author seems to be more misunderstood than Alan Moore. Any time a film is announced based on one of his books, Moore instantly more or less gives everyone the middle finger and says, “Enjoy fucking it

The screenplay is the fabric of nightmares, but the look of this movie really drives the final nail in the coffin. There’s one character in particular, a weasel, who literally looks like a wet, plastic scrotum made of Ken Doll hair.